Academic Snake Oil

Got this in an email this morning and I would like to share it others who just might want to get on with life.

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I am thinking of ordering two doctoral degrees.
Quack! Quack!


Kaustubh said...

And I only thought they did not turn down people with bad credit!

Anand said...

Yeah-gimme some certs too !
Will go with my long hair.
Credit card--Those who seeketh, findeth, I guess !