Tax Forms

Forms have the weirdest questions to which no sane person would ever write 'Yes'. For example, "Have you ever been a member of the Nazi Party?" What??

If you survived T-Day last Tuesday, did you notice this non sequitur?

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

- Tom Lehrer

2 comments:

Ashutosh said...

"Yes, I have been a member. Now I am 104 and live in Argentina. Incidentally, Eichmann was my flatmate."

anya said...

Maybe ex-Nazis have some special deduction they can claim :-p